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Injunctions and M.F.I. furniture - 'lucky bloody you'
With due respect sir, I've played your war games for two weeks and I've only got killed once.
Twice. You've forgotten the landmine on the Black Sea beach.
Correction sir, I lost both legs, I did not die.
Warner Bros - 1983  
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On the 28th April 1976 Kevin McClory announced his intention to make 'James Bond of the Secret Service', later 'Warhead', based on the original 'Thunderball' storylines. This had followed a 10 year term the High Court in London had set before any new production could commence on the original Fleming-Whittingham-McClory material.

McClory had attracted Sean Connery - the two being involved in scripting, with Len Deighton. Filming was to start in February 1977, planned for New York, Japan and the Bahamas. But the project fell through after Cubby Broccoli took out an injunction to stop the production. McClory had also taken out an injunction to stop filming of 'The Spy Who Loved Me' after it was discovered it was to feature SPECTRE (which McClory was claiming he had co-created). Over six years later, 'Never Say Never Again', the second unofficial Bond picture, was produced.

It opens promisingly with a top theme song sung by Lani Hall and an original title sequence with Bond on a training exercise. It is without the planned pre-title sequence which was to have been set at a medieval pageant with knights on horseback and Bond steeplechasing an assassin through a car park. But it doesn't continue as strongly as it starts and the quality of the film can be summed up by Petachi's Ford Cortina and the presence of the M.F.I. Furniture Group in its credits.

It does feature excellent performances from a not-so-serious Sean Connery, a superb Rowan Atkinson as the British agent abroad (maaaaarvellous), Alec "lucky bloody you" McCowen as an alternative 'Q' and Klaus Maria Brandauer as 'Maximillian Largo'. The film does have its highlights including the Monte Carlo chase sequence - "don't touch him, he's mine". Ricou Browning returned to undersee underwater filming (after sterling work on 'Thunderball').

Forgettable elements? The fight at Shrublands, the 'human torpedo capsules' and Kim Basinger. The script had also caused problems, with writers continuing to work on it during production. There was also continual delays with filming - a monsoon in the Bahamas put filming back by a week, Irvin Kershner (the director) "was not the fastest guy in the world" according to Jack Schwartzman (the producer) and re-shoots were necessary by the end of the planned production date. Sean Connery was surely wondering if he should have said 'never'.

Distribution rights for 'Never Say Never Again' were acquired from Taliafilm by MGM in December 1997.

Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me?
James Bond: From here?

(A homage to the TV series Porridge, written by Ian Le Frenais and Dick Clement, uncredited scriptwriters on 'Never Say Never Again')

Figures
Budget - $36 million
Film negative/Printed film format - 35mm
Cinematographic process - Panavision (anamorphic)
Sound mix - Dolby (35mm prints)
/ 70mm 6 Track (70mm prints)
Aspect ratio - 2.35 : 1
UK premiere - December 14th 1983
US premiere - October 7th 1983
Gross - Worldwide (at the time) $160 million
Song lyrics
Lyrics by Alan and Marilyn Bergman
Performed by Lani Hall
"You walk in a room
A woman can feel the heat
One look is a guarantee
Nights could be long and sweet
The message is clear
Like nothing I've ever known
But the more that I hear
Forget about long-range plans
'Cause this man's got his own

To get mixed up with a man who says never
May be big trouble, but then
I just could be the woman to take you
And make you never say never again

Never, never say never again
Never, never say never again
Never, never say never again
Never, never say never again

You've got all the moves
Ah, but baby I've got them too
No matter your attitude or your mood
I'll come through
The touch of your voice
The feel of your eyes on me
You leave me no choice
Though I know there's danger there
I don't care, let it be

To get it bad with a man who says never
May have no future, but then
I just could be the woman to reach you
And teach you to never say never again

I'll beg you - I'll get you - I'll reach you - I'll teach you - I'll take you - I'll make you"

Cast
Sean Connery........................... James Bond
Klaus Maria Brandauer............ Maximilian Largo
Max Von Sydow....................... Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Barbara Carrera....................... Fatima Blush
Kim Basinger............................ Domino Petachi
Bernie Casey............................ Felix Leiter
Alec McCowen......................... Q 'Algy' Algernon
Edward Fox.............................. M
Pamela Salem.......................... Miss Moneypenny
Rowan Atkinson....................... Nigel Small-Fawcett
Valerie Leon............................. Lady in Bahamas
Milow Kirek.............................. Kovacs
Pat Roach................................. Lippe
Anthony Sharp.......................... Lord Ambrose
Prunella Gee............................ Patricia
Gavan O'Herlihy....................... Jack Petachi
Ronald Pickup.......................... Elliott
Robert Rietty............................. Italian Minister
Guido Adorni............................ Italian Minister
Vincent Marzello...................... Culpepper
Christopher Reich.................... Number 5
Billy J. Mitchell........................ Captain Pederson
Manning Redwood................... General Miller
Anthony Van Laast................... Kurt
Saskia Cohen Tanugi............... Nicole
Production
Production Company................ Taliafilm
Distributor................................. Warner Bros
Producer................................... Jack Schwartzman
Director..................................... Irvin Kershner
Executive Producer................. Kevin McClory
Associate Producer................. Michael Dryhurst
Screenplay............................... Lorenzo Semple Jr.
Original Story........................... Kevin McClory
..... Jack Whittingham
..... Ian Fleming
Music....................................... Michel Legrand
Director of Photography........... Douglas Slocombe
Production Designers.............. Philip Harrison
..... Stephen Grimes
Supervising Editor................... Robert Lawrence
Editor........................................ Ian Crafford
Art Directors............................. Roy Stannard
... Michael White
Costume Designer.................... Charles Knode
Second Unit Director................ Michael Moore
Underwater Sequence Dir........ Ricou Browning
Casting...................................... Maggie Cartier
Make Up................................... Robin Grantham
Special Visual Effects Sup...... David Dryer
Stunt Co-ordinator.................... Vic Armstrong